k-hameha: It's not you, it's me.

People who spend 95% of their time talking to someone they prefer over you while you're right there in front of them - with no introduction whatsoever.
People who FB invite you to their birthday who won't even acknowledge a single greeting or even a NOD in public. Why is then okay for us to act all familiar when it's your birthday?
Also, people who don't even acknowledge your existence while you two are classified as "friends" on the internet.
Selfish pricks.
When I can hear people's dubstep music through their headphones on public transport.
People who get fucked over and over.
People who fuck people over and over.
Surprise trivia group quizzes. Oral presentations.
When the unit doesn't show your mark.
Slow processing of any form of paperwork.
Professors who can't spell for sh*t.
Facebook invites to games.
Sponsored Ads appearing on my Newsfeed.
Timeline.
When a Youtube video doesn't load quickly.
Shameless and constant promoting.
Putting jeans / leggings / trousers, anything except pyjama bottoms straight after showering is a sticky hassle.
Putting on shoes that are wet.
Slang on the internet. Slang on my phone. Slang. Swag. Seeing "YOLO" hoodies at Supre.
#Unnecessary #annoying #hash #tags #every #where #I #dont #stupid.
Lab demonstrators who don't even know what's going on.
Weird clubbing photos on my newsfeed.
A diary entry as a Facebook status update.
Facebook.
Slow walkers in the direction towards public transport.
Stations that don't protect awaiting passengers from the blizzard cold.
Mysteriously hidden female toilets I am yet to find next to the laboratory!
Lame quotes for cover photos.
Finding out your lamb wrap is actually a chicken wrap.
Discovering the fact that you don't find milkshakes as pleasing.
Anyone who openly admits they're romantic. You don't need to tell others you're all that, people will know it themselves. It's an unspoken fact that you're romantic, and that to me - is romantic.
Crazy teenagers getting engaged.
Shady people. Two faced. People who with prince / princess syndrome.
When you don't have the guts yet to delete someone off Skype because they'll know.
Having the "Edited" option on FB comments.
Those who just bash the hell out of your favourite TV show, music, book, idol / celebrity or anything saying "It's a stupid show. I don't like it cause it's shit. It's not my liking because blah blah blah." and then insists on pointing out and explaining every minute detail that is deemed somewhat wrong. Fair enough you like oranges and I like apples, and the fact that you have tried; but don't go on and on or be up in my face how your ORANGES are BETTER. My personal interests aren't hurting anyone right? So zip it. Don't want to hear it.
Throwing everything that you say back in your face, i.e: how their opinion is more important than yours. Worse if they find something to trap your words, so your say is tossed out the window.
When the things you need are out of your reach.
Dust.
When there's only 9 Tim Tam biscuits in a standard packet.
My eternal hunger.
The amount of filth innocent little children can create, and leave behind for you to clean up.
Those tiny fruit flies that linger around your computer screen ONLY when your room is dark.
Thongs and tracksuit pants. Crocs (except on toddlers). Jeans and runners. Skirts and singlets in the cold. Trying to unsee erect nipples through clothing.
Sudden drops of liquid on your head or face when being stationary under buildings.
Those who do only good nature deeds with the outright expect of having something same or even greater in return.
No more chips in the pantry.
Unnecessary movie sequels!
Irregular bowel movements.
People who think other people are incapable of possessing any kind of knowledge or simply "lower" than them because they have better etc. What happened to being humble?
What happened to chivalry?
The daring idea of walking up to someone with the intention of becoming the romantic aspect of their lives is now discouraged by society today. It's kind of creepy.
Proceeding to complete a mindless task due to procrastination.
Stop calling Rose a bitch because she did not promise to never "let go" of Jack physically off the floating wooden door. She promised to not let go of that promise of her growing old and dying warm in her bed for Jack. Jack did not make her promise to not let go of him into the water.
Watching something horrible when you can't turn away.
Being infatuated with a fictional character that is dead.
When people spell my surname wrong.
Finding out Alex Pettyfer has trust issues...issues.
That look when your hairdresser gives when he/she knows they've stuffed it up.
Myki.
When water still gets through your shower cap.
Getting newspaper ink on your fingertips.
Mentally breaking down when someones starts with "I heard something...(but it's not about you or us!)"
Sucky wifi. Absolute suck.
Bratty kids who hate their parents because they didn't get the newest gadget for Christmas. Kids who actually call their parents "bitch" or abuse them.
Accidentally dropping food on the floor.
People who don't say please or thank you! MANNERS DON'T COST A THING.
Warm seats...and the lady who said "I've warmed it up for you" to her friend as he sat down on her chair in the restaurant last Friday...
Getting sad because you're at your last bite of food.
Boys.
The mini anxiety attack you get when someone asks you to spell something correctly.
That one crinkled page in your book.
Rivers Ads.
Always loosing your lip balms or chapstick so you're back to using Vaseline for the time being.
Shipping a couple so hard you forget what your name was.
When there's no more soap left in the soap dispenser.
Too many things hanging on walls.
All those who's ever said "ching chong" to me.
Awkwardly scraping your bag, back or butt when trying to get through people.
When I walk out of my house and a duck pokes me in the eye.